It’s not my 💥ing mug!

These black mugs come in another smaller size – 11oz – just enough for morning caffeine jolts and hot cups of tequila on a rainy afternoon. Or hefty gulps of warm cider. Or quickly snuck sips of franzia on that DREADFUL zoom call you have later. OR water for you fitness-conscious, responsible, and morally-upstanding neighbors and friends that we hate— no no no we LOVE you, and we're definitely not jealous of your sub 10% body fat... 

ANYWAY, ITS NOT MY PLATE 

ITS NOT MY FUCKING MUG

They're easy to grip and feel sturdy thanks to the C-shaped handle. (C-shaped after you Kelly!) They're also black, just like your soul. Finished with a shiny glossy texture like a forehead pumped full of Botox in flash photography.

.: One size: 15oz (0.44 l)
.: C-shaped easy-grip handle 😒
.: Black ceramic material with a glossy finish