That’s REALLY not my 💥cking mug!

These black mugs come in one size – 15oz (0.44l) – plenty for morning caffeine boosts and hot cups of tea on a rainy day. Or hefty anytime gulps of Chardonnay. Or quickly snuck sips of Pinot Grigio on that DREADFUL zoom call you have later. OR water for you fitness-conscious, responsible, and morally-upstanding neighbors and friends that we hate— no no no we LOVE you, and we're definitely not jealous of your sub 10% body fat... 

ANYWAY, ITS NOT MY PLATE

ITS NOT MY FUCKING MUG

They're easy to grip and feel sturdy thanks to the C-shaped handle. (C-shaped after you Kelly!) They're also black, just like your soul. Finished with a shiny glossy texture like a forehead pumped full of Botox in flash photography.

.: One size: 15oz (0.44 l)
.: C-shaped easy-grip handle 😒
.: Black ceramic material with a glossy finish